Dice Rollers

Be me, Roru Daisuke. I just hosted a tabletop game with people I met online, but never previously seen in the flesh. I thought this should be a run-of-the-mill neckbeard meetup, yet it turns out that everyone else are girls! By everything that is holy, why am I so blessed – with suck! Do they look pretty? Yes. Is our campaign enjoyable? Ha ha. A MMORPG powergamer fresh to traditional games, who only knows min-maxing exploits; A rules lawyer obsessed with the gamebook, who would spend hours fighting over meaningless statistical details; A real roleplayer immersed in character fluff, but contributes nothing to gameplay; A prick dedicated to disrupting other people and causing mayhem; Can I even do my job as the DM for this cursed party of raging freaks?